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angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

(via boatsareforsailing)

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks, via lovemetoinfinity)

Stretch marks are taking over my thighs and idky 😔 thankfully the summer is practically over. Self comsciousness increasing. Wish there was a solution. Help!😭

Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via fabfashionforever)

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(Source: zootedboy, via bl-ossomed)

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(Source: burgrs, via bl-ossomed)

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(Source: life-at-taco-bell, via bl-ossomed)